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suvroc ([personal profile] suvroc) wrote2009-02-04 01:53 pm
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EX-MASTURBATOR



New Christian shirt campaign. If I ever see anyone with one of these shirts, I'm going to giggle like a little girl. I might also point but I'll try my best not to, as that would be mean.

Feministing.com article about the shirt and the company behind it. They also have shirts that say EX-DIVA, EX-FORNICATOR, and, of course, EX-HOMOSEXUAL. God bless!



Masturbation is what I'd like to call, tormenting pleasure. The three second blissful orgasm achieved by masturbation is just as much tormenting as it is pleasurable. Because God never created solo sex. Masturbation often promises the pleasure but can never fulfill your inward void. And the many people that it has imprisoned by its non~threatening lure to satisfy your sexual desires, come to find that the trap is not worth the 3 seconds it took to get it. Trust me, I've been there, and I'd rather have cold, dry sheets than to fondle my self. Two things I've come to know about masturbation is this:

1. It brings shame, and...
2. It is addictive

Most people who have engaged in masturbation know that the culmination of this sexual act ends in shame. I don't have to share with you the thousands of emails of the admittance of this shame because you know all too well since you have experienced it yourself. Curled up in a fetal position, crying, because your bed is even more empty and you're lonelier than you did before you violated yourself...Because God never created sex so that you could gratify yourself. The dictionary defined masturbation as self abuse...the miss use of yourself. The mistreatment, the manipulation, the exploitation of YOU.


From DaSouth.com, a Web site linked to the campaign.

[identity profile] derekja.livejournal.com 2009-02-04 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
*giggle*

That's pretty ridiculous.
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[identity profile] tsemed-chemed.livejournal.com 2009-02-04 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
At first I didn't know if the video was pro-ex-masturbator and I heard "the most bogus" not "the most boldest". And I'm clearly a pervert, because I kept hearing "in bondage pornography and masturbation" and I was like "Hmm...bondage masturbation?"

[identity profile] owenferguson.livejournal.com 2009-02-04 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I want an EX MASTER DEBATOR shirt.

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[identity profile] sievetronix.livejournal.com 2009-02-04 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
If you see someone in the city wearing an ex-masterbater shirt... it will be me
and it will be a LIE

[identity profile] cytoplasmfuzz.livejournal.com 2009-02-04 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
WTF @ the concept of an illegal orgasm. I know what they're trying to say, but the term is still ridiculous.

[identity profile] recommendation.livejournal.com 2009-02-04 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
the world is made up of two kinds of people - those that masturbate, and those that say they dont.

[identity profile] threestarblue.livejournal.com 2009-02-05 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
it is so hard to ype a comment with one habd --- hand

[identity profile] photosexual.livejournal.com 2009-02-05 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
In the spirit of sharpie mods, I'd have to get some of the shirts, and just X out the "Ex" part of it, clearly as day. "Yeah, I used to be an ex masturbator, but I fell off the goddamned wagon, and now I yank it quite frequently, thank you."

[identity profile] phantom-photon.livejournal.com 2009-02-05 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
EX-MASTURBATOR sounds like the name of a hardcore punk band made up of 15-year-olds who produced one split 7" and then broke up.

[identity profile] kaligrrrl.livejournal.com 2009-02-05 09:20 am (UTC)(link)
dude, was the first woman DJ "Sweatshop"?!

[identity profile] brennas-life.livejournal.com 2009-02-05 12:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Excelleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeent. I don't know how someone could actually wear that shirt seriously. The kids look so happy to be not masturbating in that picture!

[identity profile] punkymunky21.livejournal.com 2009-02-05 12:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Did you see in the video there's a girl wearing an "ex-hypocrite" shirt? What does that even mean...?

[identity profile] imightbegaye.livejournal.com 2009-02-05 01:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I am totally getting an 'ex-homosexual' shirt. Thank you Jesus.

[identity profile] pbrmeasap.livejournal.com 2009-02-05 02:48 pm (UTC)(link)
tormenting pleasure? shame? curled up in a fetal position crying after? that guy was _really_ doing it wrong.

[identity profile] acko.livejournal.com 2009-02-06 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
I like to wear the ex-masturbator shirt while masturbating. When I'm done I put on my ex-hypocrite shirt.