So sick of Facebook. It seriously makes me dislike my friends. I really don't need to know, much less care, about the minutiae of their lives. Do they care about me to that degree? I think not. So why do they think I should care about them? Selfish motherfuckers.

edit: It's really about the signal-to-noise ratio. You post a lot of cool shit, you're allowed to say something dumb about your life every once in a while. That's not offensive. I'm talking about the folks that post nonstop about things that really don't matter to me or really to anyone else.