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On Tuesday, August 8, I took my family out to Daniel's for groceries. I have a 6-year-old daughter who learned how to read from the Barney and Friends book series. As we stepped out of the family van, she was very excited to see a Barney movie being advertised on the Daniel's Market lit sign. She said, “Look, Daddy, a Barney movie!” I couldn't see it, so she guided my eyes to the vulgar obscenity arranged there on the sign. “Look! Up there! Barney's p***s!” I was shocked when I saw the words arranged on the sign. I quickly averted her eyes and escorted her into the store.

Since then, she has not stopped mentioning Barney's p***s. This has shaken the bedrock of our family. I made an emergency call to our church's pastor about this bombshell in my daughter's life and he is unsure how it will affect her future.

This sort of sick joke is typical of unlawful teenagers across the country, but I just didn't think the little town of Fallbrook was home to such hoodlums. I am frightened for my daughter's future; she won't stop bringing up this horrible movie title! I would like Daniel's Market to apologize for traumatizing my daughter, and I would like the pranksters to know just how vile their criminal act was.


Bryan Flynn
The Village News, Fallbrook and Bonsall, CA
8/18/2006

(Ganked from Daily Rotten)

Date: 2006-08-27 09:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lopukhov.livejournal.com
LOLZ! Imagine how that guy would react when Vagina Monologues raids his town and hijacks all the billboards with VAGINA written in big, RED, letters.

Date: 2006-08-27 09:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hyperform.livejournal.com
that man would probably start foaming at the mouth and spitting up blood if he saw your swastika tit icon.

Fan-freaking-tastic.

Date: 2006-08-27 09:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jennyfactory.livejournal.com
I saw that movie. That kid ain't missin' nuthin.'

Date: 2006-08-27 09:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sckot.livejournal.com
Can't happen here! LOL.

Date: 2006-08-27 10:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wespennest.livejournal.com
Ten bucks says she joins the Wesleyan University Cunt Club.

Date: 2006-08-27 10:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] recommendation.livejournal.com
i dont even know what this is about.

Date: 2006-08-27 10:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] owenferguson.livejournal.com
Seriously - it's not like there's ANYWHERE you can go and not have to deal with teenage punks. Why? Because people have daughters and sons much like this dude did. He's not part of the solution - he's part of the problem.

ohmigod

Date: 2006-08-27 11:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] luxzia.livejournal.com
it's a c**k!

Re: ohmigod

Date: 2006-08-27 11:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] corvus.livejournal.com
A d**k, if you will?

Re: ohmigod

Date: 2006-08-28 01:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eyelidlessness.livejournal.com
A w**nus? A sh***g? Maybe a ******?

Date: 2006-08-28 01:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eyelidlessness.livejournal.com
Since you IMed this to me following the exclamation, "pants!" I couldn't help but read it as "Barney's pants" a few times before I realized what it was.

I was like... what's so bad about his pants?

Date: 2006-08-28 02:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wallynotorious.livejournal.com
Just when the perpetrator was about to lose faith, and decide that maybe his/her pranks were a waste of time, this person saves the day with a letter to the editor, reminding him/her that, yes, you have made a difference.

Date: 2006-08-28 03:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] haaz.livejournal.com
PENIS
PENIS
PENIS
PENIS
PENIS

PENIS!@#!@



yes, folks, because children will be DEMENTED FOR LIFE if they EVER hear that word before age 18. Especially boys.

Date: 2006-08-28 04:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theoldanarchist.livejournal.com

It must be nice to have so few problems in life that this is the sort of shit that upsets this guy! Jay-zus, I wish I were so lucky!

Date: 2006-08-28 05:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lopukhov.livejournal.com
Is that how he imagined his daughter would react to the "trauma"?

Date: 2006-08-28 05:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zodmicrobe.livejournal.com
OH THE CHILDREN!

Re: ohmigod

Date: 2006-08-28 07:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] luxzia.livejournal.com
it's the incredibly long hard, pulsating, throbbing, stimulating...

Date: 2006-08-28 08:42 pm (UTC)

Date: 2006-08-31 10:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wespennest.livejournal.com
Also,

WORLD WAR II FURRIES ARRGH

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