suvroc

My friend Kim and I went to the sex toy shop today.

Here are the three most ridiculous things we saw, in order of ridiculosity:

( You bet your ass this isn't work safe! )

purveyorofchaos just called to tell me that the cops came and towed her car from her driveway. They thought it was stolen, since she reported it as such early this morning, but it had only been misplaced due to a series of stupid events and at least a couple beers. After recovering the car this afternoon, she called the cops back and the non-emergency line operator told her that in order to close the case, a police officer would be coming by to get a statement. She went to take a nap and when she woke up, her car was gone. Apparently the officer - who I assume didn't get the memo that the car had been found? - came by her house, saw the car, ran the plates, and when it turned up stolen, had it towed. Although the car isn't registered to the same address where purveyorofchaos lives, her address and phone number were taken down when she spoke to the police the first time. And the cop was coming by to take a statement about a stolen car, one that was parked in the driveway of the house where the person who reported the car stolen lives. I'm so flabbergasted. There is no reason for this to happen. purveyorofchaos and her mom are currently on their way to get the car back from the towing company. I'm looking forward to hearing what the police say to excuse/explain what happened. What a crock!