suvroc

You guys are a bunch of jerks. No really, all of you. While you were eating your Thanksgiving dinners - whatever the hell they were made of - did you give one iota about those of us who are in countries where people just don't care about the holiday? No, you didn't. You didn't set aside a bowl of stuffing for me, or some cranberry sauce, or a God damn piece of pie. I know you didn't. I know it. I'm going to come back from these savage lands and I'm going to track you all down and slap you around with a large trout until you give me some damn cranberry sauce. It can even be that shitty log-shaped stuff that comes in a can. I don't care. I just want cranberry sauce. And stuffing. And some kind of tasty protein. And maybe a sweet potato or two. And a piece of pie. With ice cream. Please... :(

p.s. Going to Israel tomorrow. Will not save any falafel for you. Jerks.